sticky bear

When a Male sperminates on himself!

Oh my god Philip sticky bear himself!

by Chandler and Kristal January 3, 2006

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Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

by James K. Poke April 15, 2011

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Sticky Beard

The sticky mess left behind after your girl rides your face.

Damn, she tasted good but I got such a sticky beard

by dandfingman July 1, 2011

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an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.

mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.

by baerhunter May 6, 2011

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