Steve Harvey

Someone who asks for something but gets shocked in return when you give them the answer

Steve Harvey: name something that was bigger than it was 5 years ago
Michael: Mah pp
Steve Harvey: *Angered confused noises comparable to someone strangling an ice cream van*

by HaajPaaj December 17, 2019

steve harvey suit

A double-breasted suit, usually in a hideous color like cream, aqua, or mustard, purchasable at fine retailers like Jimmy Jazz or VIMs. Only suitable for African American comedians that still have flat-tops.

cosby sweater :: steve harvey suit

jello pudding pops :: olde english malt liquor

by dusty oceans January 6, 2005

steve harvey

mistake

aye bruh I just did a steve harvey and Im sorry

by miskeengurl July 4, 2017

Steve Harvey Linin

Real Big.

"Pimpin' still blindin' (bling) Keep a Steve Harvey Linin' (edge it up) And I'm leather reclinin', with the music Alpinin'
chorus
House real BIG,
Cars real BIG,
Dick real big,
Everything real BIG...
Rims real BIG,
Pockets real BIG,
Rings real BIG,
Let me tell u how i live...
Like that - buy that
24's - ride that
Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...
Bitches, hoes, stunnas, shinahs...
I'm Rich-bitch! I'm a fucking big tyma!"

by Rich Mastermix December 18, 2009

White Steve Harvey

A white Steve Harvey is scary

I took off her pants and saw a white Steve Harvey. Agghhhh

by Fam56 March 25, 2018

Steve Harvey disease

The temporary inability to read. First coined by Samuel L. Jackson on an episode of Watch What Happens Live when Samuel razzed Andy Cohen after he flubbed reading a cue card.

"Drinking game alert: My guests won't know it but anytime anyone says this word if you're 21 or over drink, then eat all the mother fucking snakes on your mother fucking plate."
"SNACKS!"
"Somebody's got Steve Harvey disease!"

by Mary92669 January 8, 2016

Pulling a Steve Harvey

When you play stupid when you know the answer to something.

Sexual way: When you put your dick in a girl and cum and then say that you didn't.
Lier

Man, I asked Andrew if he had fucked my girl and it was obvious he was pulling a Steve Harvey. That man can't lie for shit

by The_Jazz_King February 16, 2016