steroids

A drug almost all Yankee players use to become good at baseball. Once their bodies start to break down from these drugs the Yankees try to void their contracts. But they like to keep other players who admit they were on steroids because they're still producing.

Person #1: Jason Giambi took steroids and the Yankees want to void his contract.
Person #2: So did Gary Sheffield.
Person #1: But he's still good so we'll let it slide.

by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004

steroids

A drug used by men to grow there muscles. This is mostly used in professional sports, but mostly Major League Baseball. A perfect example of steroids in Major League Baseball is the New York Yankees. Steroids let you do things in baseball like hit homeruns using only 50 or 60% of your power because you are in therepy.

Also see:
New York Yankees, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Alex Rodriguez

And theres another homerun by Alex Rodriguez, it looks like he used only half of his power in that swing yet he hits it over 400 feet, I wonder why that could be.

by Red Sox rock August 8, 2005

steroids

Chemical way to change your male gender to female.

I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.

by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003

steroids

The key to adding slabs of fake muscle to your body, and also to becoming a pro bodybuilder.

Yo I took my Austrian Brand steroids today and gained 5 lbs of muscle! But my dick shrank an inch...

by Jenkins December 7, 2003

steroids

stuff that almost every single athlete takes that makes them grow boobs.

when takin steroids, men grow "moobs" man boobs. Ex. man are you takin steroids cuz u growin moobs.

by Eenya September 13, 2006

on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.

That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

STEROIDS

Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.

Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 20, 2009