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Only lazy slackers with short dicks take steroids because they just can't cut it.
by Funployee June 01, 2007
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A drug almost all Yankee players use to become good at baseball. Once their bodies start to break down from these drugs the Yankees try to void their contracts. But they like to keep other players who admit they were on steroids because they're still producing.
Person #1: Jason Giambi took steroids and the Yankees want to void his contract.
Person #2: So did Gary Sheffield.
Person #1: But he's still good so we'll let it slide.
by JasonGiambi December 10, 2004
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A drug used by men to grow there muscles. This is mostly used in professional sports, but mostly Major League Baseball. A perfect example of steroids in Major League Baseball is the New York Yankees. Steroids let you do things in baseball like hit homeruns using only 50 or 60% of your power because you are in therepy.

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New York Yankees, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, Alex Rodriguez
And theres another homerun by Alex Rodriguez, it looks like he used only half of his power in that swing yet he hits it over 400 feet, I wonder why that could be.
by Red Sox rock August 07, 2005
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Muscle enhancing supplemetn, illeagle.
Dude, i bought a new steroid today, look at my guns!
by kent May 11, 2003
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Chemical way to change your male gender to female.
I took steroids, my cock n' balls shrinked and formed a nice vulva, and since I started to develope breasts I think I'll be street prostitute.
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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The key to adding slabs of fake muscle to your body, and also to becoming a pro bodybuilder.
Yo I took my Austrian Brand steroids today and gained 5 lbs of muscle! But my dick shrank an inch...
by Jenkins December 06, 2003
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