steej 

A variant of the "beej" (blowjob) in which one person works hard to get blown but someone else steals the beej in the end. Usually occurs around last call when someone leaves the prey unattended whilst taking a piss.

Last night i had my guarenteej lined up, but some douchebag pulled the steej at the last minute.

steej by teej_mester January 21, 2011

Steej 

Another name for Penis

Bill: "OI JOE! Get your steej out and helicopter it"
Joe: "Its the Rugby changing rooms of course I'll get my steej out that's the rules"

"Dude my steej got a crazy sucking last night"

"Gonna go jork my steej"

Steej by SirMinecraft October 22, 2024

Man of steel 

a 2013 flawed superman movie. sure its kinda good but the character development of kal el is mostly nonexistent, not terrible but not great either

Man of steel is the disappointing movie since xmen 3

its a shame man of steel hurt my expectations since henry cavill is perfect casting

of all the problems with the dceu superman franchise, henry cavill wasnt one of them, just the direction they did him with, man of steel shouldve been EPIC AND AMAZING but reality and execution gave us this instead. man

Man of steel by syasayitagain0>users August 22, 2022

buns of steel 

Danielle Steel's rock-hard buttix.

Danielle Steel must work those glutes, because she's got some seriously hot buns of steel!

buns of steel by NiraMillson September 13, 2016

Dirty Diamond Steel 

Your extremely constipated all day and in a location where dropping this enourmous stinkloaf would be innappropriate so you decided to wait until you return to your own throne. After you squat and relieve your stomach of the huge bodily mass that has been baking in your belly all day, you come to find that your left with a raging woody from the state of euphoria you have achieved. Choosing what you do with the chubby is your own preference.

Beau: Oh man, I had to hold that dump in all day, I couldnt drop that turd at work. But boy oh boy was it relieving.

Sam: Want me to finish off your dirty diamond steel, I see your pitchin a little tent in your gym shorts there.

Beau: Ah what the heck, why not!

Dirty Diamond Steel by IDropBombz June 12, 2011

Mr Steed

Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"

"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"

Mr Steed by Coles Employee September 30, 2008

Chords of Steel 

The voice workout that Apollo Justice does (in Ace Attorney) to raise his voice when objecting in court.

Apollo: I'm just practicing my chords of steel workout.

Chords of Steel by Apollo Wright September 26, 2014