This gotta be
the sexiest name ever. Anyone with this name is
automatically the hottest dude in a 10 mile radius. His schlong is as long as the diamter of saturns' ring and is coupled by his huge, soft, squishy, moist brain capable of thinking up anything ever(asides from
how to love, it's his only fault). He hates majorities and capitalism but is a commie broseph when you start talking about the economy. He's still valid cuz he's talking European communism, not that western bs.