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A sudden, urgent onset of gastrointestinal distress or "the runs," often triggered by extreme stress, anxiety, or something or someone truly repulsive.
Squills by Deacon St. John January 21, 2026
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Squills and schills by Paul Dubbs June 14, 2005
the squills
A frame of mind or social disease that can only exist in a small residential neighborhood of Pittsburgh, the effects of which are worst in it's narrow but bustling commercial avenues or the frick and schenley park regions. It causes homosexuals to do terrible things in a fruit loop, kids to get stoned on the steps of synagogues and high schools in mid afternoon, people to be generally kind unobtrusive quiet or well, damn, just plain fucking happy all the time. When one has the squills it's imperative to let people have a good time. It's the jewish Haight Ashbury of the East Coast. It is where tolerance met old money and drugs. It's a great unhappening place to be, and a happy disease to have.
i was bored so i went to squirrel hill. i hung out at the benches and started getting the squills. then i went to squirrel cage but *insert name of crazy recent dramatus personae here* so i booked it and found *insert pot head here* and went to this cool apartment off shady where i had green ganja and happy poems, then i went back to murray for coffee and skateboarding, got some heads together, had a seven minute football game on happy hill, and then i hiked back upstreet and felt the squills again.
the squills by exitandpanic January 14, 2007
Squilliam
A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021
Squilliam Fancyson
In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.
Squilliam Fancyson by jayslover January 4, 2009