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When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"

by chA0s_eNgINe February 03, 2009
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
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That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!
Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes
by Codsworthy August 23, 2019
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