square eyes 

When your eyes are glued to the boob tube or a computer monitor for hours and hours and hours on end. DUH, because TV's and monitors are square! Therefore you become a square eyed zombie!!! SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY! YEHA!!

EXAMPLE!!!

Mom: "Kid your getting square eyes again! Why don't you go outside and play in the freeway!"
Kid: "Damn it! MOM! I'm watching a Saved by the Bell marathon and Full House is on next! Go get me some cheezy poofs and some grape soda BIATCH!"

square eyes by chA0s_eNgINe February 3, 2009

Square Eyes 

Jeep Wrangler Model years 87-95 (YJ)

Your jeep has square eyes!

Square Eyes by Levinoss August 24, 2009

Square Eyes 

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes

Square Eyes by Codsworthy August 23, 2019

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) 

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.

eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!

Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012

Sponge blog Square eyes 

A dumb ass who sux like a sponge & uses the internet just for chatting & blogging and spends hours a day doing that.

1) A looser with a myspace account, chatting on msn while he or she meets new people in some chatroom.

2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.

3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"

Sponge blog Square eyes by Szymn. M August 4, 2006