Splintercourse

The act of having intercourse on an unfinished wooden surface.
Last night Richard and I had awesome splintercourse on the edge of his wooden hot tub...ouch. Do you have any tweezers?
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels October 13, 2008
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Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.
His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.
by Tinylynne74 March 09, 2017
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