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boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

splendiforous 

His wife is splendiforous!
splendiforous by Starchylde December 21, 2014

Splanding 

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

roblox slender 

what happens when you drink and smoke while pregnant
“Drinking and smoking wont affect my child”
little do they know their kid will be a roblox slender
roblox slender by the random idiot December 25, 2021

makis slendras 

a very tall man.
oh no ! makis slendras just stepped on my smart ! f*ck !
makis slendras by kosmofagos May 24, 2020

roblox slender 

an absolute dunkass and a useless grub to humanity
plr1: hi

23kdunkass: mic up kid i get all the roblox cnp on my dick

plr1: *mics up and the dunkass roblox slender is a squeaker*

*friend joins*

*hell.mp3*
roblox slender by dat_ May 25, 2021