When a man ejaculates on his woman, outlines the mess with a pen or marker and the woman has the "splat" outline permanently tattooed onto her person. A Splat Tat is a sign of devotion. A commitment / relationship tattoo for the new generation. Couples can also use it in sex games. Perhaps the man can attempt to match the tattoos shape during future love sessions.
Susan has an open mind, but do you think she loves me enough to accept my splat tat.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"