splass

A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.

Me:Today i was trying to scootch over on the bleachers during gym and in the process, I GOT A SPLASS!
Them:A what?!
Me:A SPLINTER IN MY ASS!!!

by taywer February 19, 2015

Splass

When you are taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes your asshole, it is a splass. Most common used is past tense: splassed

"Damn it, I just splassed myself in that public bathroom!"

by Airwayangler January 04, 2012