splash the boots

to urinate

Could you indicate me where's the restroom? I need to splash the boots.

by kishigae October 31, 2008

splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 4, 2005

splash me boots

In Australia the act of urinating, male...although some women have been known to uniate while standing.

"...I'm off to splash me boots..."

by paunch-o September 1, 2009