Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018