Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
by !Nudda Budda November 3, 2020
by brydon December 4, 2006
The ball of dried semen and lint one finds on one's member after wearing no underwear under a new pair of track suit bottoms, post ejaculation.
I scored with becks last night but couldn't find my boxers. Woke up this morning to change out of my tracky bottoms and had a huge cock spider on me prick.
by Lucian the girthy December 2, 2016
An accidental creature created when Eric misheard the phrase "Clock Spider" The Cock Spider is a penis with 8 spidery legs. The Cock Spider's arch enemy is the Cock Biter
A:"Did you see the pictures of Clock Spider?"
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP
E:"WHAT?! A COCK SPIDER?"
A:"What? no- wait... cock spider?"
E:"....sounds pretty cool"
E""I SMELL A DOODLE COMING UP
by Andy The Idea Maker December 13, 2008
by no royals September 28, 2016