Spider Dick

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A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

Spider Dick by captain turbo March 9, 2010

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Spider Dick

when you nut and the cut hangs from your dick like a web

I love that i had spider dick last night

Spider Dick by defsbgr October 2, 2019

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Caribbean Dick Spider

A spider that looks suspiciously like a hand with four fingers curled down like four legs and the middle finger jutting out and wiggling like a head. It feeds on male genetalia. Cousin of the boob crab, the man-boob spider, the shenis spider and the vagina spider.

Holy crap! a caribbean dick spider is eating my male genatalia! What shall I do? It looks like a hand!

Caribbean Dick Spider by shafer r. May 25, 2008

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Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

Spidey Dick by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

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Dick Slider

Four asian guys (or four guys with really small dicks) line up and recieve oral from one girl.

Tiffany loves to give dick sliders when she's drunk

Dick Slider by Lil Jargon August 17, 2010

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SPIDERS ON MY DICK

When there’s a creepy old man that is checking you out...

Omg Tiffany THERE ARE SPIDERS ON MY DICK!!!! This guys like 50

SPIDERS ON MY DICK by Hellyea10362 September 5, 2018

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Double dick stream slider

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall

Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see

Double dick stream slider by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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