A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.
"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."
by CookinSpain November 5, 2014
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When you’re about to fuck your woman and you douse her pussy in hot sauce then give her a cream pie to give the effect of sour cream
My wife said to heat things up in the bedroom so I said alright how about we make you a spicy taco and before she could react I made her feel more hot and cold than Katy Perry
by Smalls Biggie October 27, 2018
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A sexual position where you stick two jalapeños in random holes, the have sex with the third one.
That prostitute said she'd be up for anything, so we did the spicy taco
by Nate Eclipse June 17, 2021
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