by S&M-NYC December 03, 2009
Something random that incites a different perverted reaction or thought than intended when the context is not specified.
"Hey man, are you a dog or a cat person?"
"I'm top, dog."
"I meant the actual pet, bro. Get your mind out of the gutter."
"That conversation was spartum."
"I know, that was so random."
"Woah, look at that jiggle aahahha!"
"What? Wher- oh you're talking about the jello.."
"Woah, dude that's Spartum."
"I'm top, dog."
"I meant the actual pet, bro. Get your mind out of the gutter."
"That conversation was spartum."
"I know, that was so random."
"Woah, look at that jiggle aahahha!"
"What? Wher- oh you're talking about the jello.."
"Woah, dude that's Spartum."
by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting September 07, 2019