a mythical creature of the male gender

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

A man who goes down for cunnilingus on a woman first. Thus he "goes south" to ensure the woman orgasms first. As a gentleman should.

A sex move in which a man speaks with a heavy suave American Southern accent.

To initiate the move, one MUST be eating a banana (and speaking in a Southern Accent to convey innocence) and then drop the banana peel near a woman. The man then "slips" on the banana peel over and over, falling into the woman's pussy, dick-first, because he keeps tripping on the peel.

The whole time this happens, the gentleman MUST keep saying things like "Clumsy me! Oops! Oh my, I do apologize!" in a Southern Accent.