socrastic 

Describing a way of being sarcastic by asking rhetorical questions in the fashion of Socratic dialogue. A portmanteau of "Socratic" and "sarcastic." Involves sarcasm by means of asking Socratic leading questions.

Some socrastic dialogues:

Person 1: "Who took my keys?"
Person 2: "Dude. Who do you think took your keys? Do you *really* think I would take your keys? Why would *I* want to drive your car?"

Roommate 1: "Why is our room so messy these days?"
Roommate 2: "Well, do you think maybe it's because you never clean up the place? Could it be because you always leave it a mess?"

socrastic by Sky. Nevalson April 17, 2011

Socrastic 

To employ the simultaneous use of sarcasm and the Socratic method.

He's such a Socrastic bastard I don't care how much I can learn from him it's intolerable.

Socrastic by Fat Ality October 9, 2014

sarcastic clap 

A clap that is done to belittle and make fun of someone.
Usually done very slowly; 1 second or more between each clap.

Guy 1: Hey what did Mr. Peach do when you read your essay in front of the class?

Guy 2: He started sarcastic clapping, that asshole.

sarcastic clap by ThisFoo December 30, 2010

socratic immunity 

The privilege a law student asks for so that he is not called on in class for the day. A student may give either an excuse or a justification for this request, preferably by email ahead of time, or in person right before class. The term is called "Socratic" immunity because most professors in law school use the Socratic method of teaching, grilling a student with questions for ten minutes of class or more.

Socratic immunity is critical because most law school professors count class participation as at least a small factor in a student's grade.

socratic immunity by Moggraider September 29, 2010

sarcastic font

A phrase that indicates that you have made or will make a point using sarcasm.

"He said all of Europe was collapsing and the Euro would be gone tomorrow, so in my sarcastic font I told him to call CNN and let them know right away."

"Dang, I missed Rush Limbaugh today, so now who am I going to get all my opinions from?" she said using her sarcastic font.

sarcastic font by h20kj May 6, 2010

socratic seminar 

A shouting match between a conglomeration of tryhard honor students. Usually the bout is over some particular novel or literary work and is characterized by two or three straight-A students yelling the most and loudest, while the others simply nod and parrot what is said.

During the socratic seminar, all the other students wanted to punch that one girl who would never shut the hell up.

socratic seminar by Scottz0rz August 10, 2013

sarcastic girls

sarcastic girls are funny and honest, they know when to quit the jokes but will always be sarcastic, they don't stop. It's not a bad thing, it's actually really good because you end up having inside jokes!

Their sarcastic girls really cool too!

sarcastic girls by The human robot ✌️ October 22, 2019