The act of inserting a cock covered with a sock into a wet, moist pussy, then letting the sock soak up the wet. Slapping the sock up against a wall to see if it sticks is optional but recommended.
I didn’t have a condom so I figured a sock would work, pull off an old sock taco. And yes it did stick on the wall.
While vigorously engaged in anal sex, you quickly pull out, causing your female partner to experience a pink sock. You then head down south to lick her wound and enjoy a pink taco at the same time.
Hey Dover, you hungry? Naw, I just enjoyed a nice pink sock taco from the married chick from the call center. Thanks for the offer though!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.