Snow Cannon

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.

The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.

by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014

Cadet Snow-Cannon

A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!

Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!

by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021

Muddy Snow Cannon

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus as participant B inhales through their nose, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow cannon with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 December 24, 2024

Colorado Snow Cannon

A sexual act where the man nuts into an ice cube tray and freezes his semen overnight. After the cum is frozen, the man will crush it and insert the fragments into his spouse's pussy. They will then wait a minute for the Cum Cubes to slightly melt, and the woman will queef. This will send several slightly gooey frozen nut fragments everywhere, thus producing a Colorado Snow Cannon.

Example:

Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex

Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?

Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!

Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon

by WildoDilly February 20, 2026