snack size

To engage in promiscuous activities with one or several women while not giving one shred of a fuck.

Yo bro, don't make me come snack size ya bitch.

by thatguyattheplacedoingthestuff December 30, 2016

snack sized coke can

A short and fat penis. A chode.

Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.

by PseudoAnarchist July 18, 2019

Bite sized snack

A female that is petite and attractive

*A tiny, cute girl walks into the bar*
“Damn dude she’s lookin like a bite sized snack”

by urbansplatt July 26, 2019

Snacksident

When you intend to eat a small handful of chips, but before you know it the entire bag is empty and you're covered in crumbs and despair....

"Dude. I specifically took out ten Bugles - one for each finger - and now the bag is empty. I don't know what happened!"

"Bro. It's going to be okay. You just had a snacksident."

by AdriennePurdue April 7, 2017

SnackSize Thiccness

A woman's figure which has all the properties of someone classed as thicc but has a much smaller build.

John: "Katie has got lil tits."
chris: "nah she's the perfect SnackSize Thiccness."

by Anonypocs August 20, 2018

Snacksident

A Snackident is when you buy a snack you haven't tried before to only realise it sucks

"Dude, how's the sour straps?"

"It was such a fucking snacksident"

by dankeexxx February 26, 2010

snackstized

Being chastised for snacking

I got caught eating peanuts in the library and got snackstized by the librarian

by Wordzg June 8, 2016