a person who is short and small. They say uwu, u-u, unu tnt, etc. They usually call rich players 'Barbies" for being tall. sometimes they act depressed for RP. They also have a weird obsession with cookies.
oh hi mochi/smol bean/don't call me short/luvs cookies hows it going?
mochi/smol bean/ don't call me short/luvs cookies: im a smol bean uwu
by <minty> November 16, 2020
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very annoying human. acts so adorable when they are extremely annoying.
becka: omg a smol bean!!!

me: AH A DISEASE STAY BACK!!!
by cryinq January 26, 2021
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stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.
"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..
by blossombase October 14, 2020
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the smol bean community is the type of people you find on roblox that say this type of stuff “Uwu, ;-; owo sowwy baka :V i wuv you and use this 🥺” that’s the type of people you don’t wanna even talk to look at or they will start saying those words to u which is bad we don’t like smol beans. smol beans are roblox pick me’s don’t fuck with them i’m telling u don’t even look at them. if you make them mad they will start calling you “biss” which means bitch or they will say “pwease leave🥺” which is also bad asf never fuck with them please and if u are one of them gtfo change for the better. literally no one likes u except ur own breed.
nobody:
my friends and i: oh don’t tell me that’s a smol bean coming towards us please please.

smol bean: ;-; am i short ;-; i think i’m vewy vewy short just like a little smol bean :3 i’m so small xd
by fanii March 16, 2021
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THE MOST GODDAMN ANNOYING THING EVER. IT IS USUALLY USED BY 12-YEAR OLD GIRLS WHEN DESCRIBING A SMALL ANIMAL OF SOME SORT OR AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT SEEMS REMOTELY GAY. OFTEN FOUND ON TUMBLR.
omg deku from mha is such a smol bean
by peemantis June 26, 2020
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A guy who is Hipster trash. This term can be used to describe a young suburban teen who decides to transition into a hipster art kid over night. Probably has rich parents and is a fine arts major with no inherent artistic talent.
Friend: I have this smol bean in my painting class.

Me: oh that kid who paints his nails and makes really shitty conceptual art?

Friend: Yeah for his final project he submitted a video of him cutting a blank canvas in half. what a weirdo.
by mrflop January 08, 2019
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if you say this I will strangle you with a FUCKING PHONE CHARGER.
12 year old girl: aww look at that smol bean I wish I was one help meh ;-; T-T

She was later gang raped and then killed
by I identify as cucumber September 14, 2018
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