When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.
John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!
Someone who loves touching and risking getting rat lungworm from slugs. or loves messing around with slug trails and doesnt care about the risk
Offensive Scientist walks down the road
"He sees some retarded girl rubbing her phone all over in a slug trail. as he can see shiny trails from the slugs
Offensive Scientist : Look at you. you fucking slug fucker. you want to be paralizized from the rat lungworm you stupid fucking slug fucker
Girl : OH YAS! I FUCKING LUV RAT LUNGWORM. OOOM. OOOM IM GONNA BECOME LIKE MY IDOL! SAM BALLARD!
When you cum on a girls ass or back and then slowly drag her across the floor on wherever you came, thus leaving a slug-like trail behind her.
Matt: "dude I came all over her ass last night.."
Lucas: "I hope you slugfucked her!"
Matt: "of course! I dragged her across the carpet and you could see the trail!"
A general state of chaos or disarray. Similar to clusterfuck.
Etymology:
The ancient British originally used the word 'fuckslug' in situations where the word 'fuckton' was too hyperbolic and generally just over the top. With a decline in the use of slugs as a mass unit, the seventeenth century saw a reversal of the word into 'slugfuck', and a further evolution of its meaning to the current usage.
Rob: Wait a second - is it ton, tonne, or tun? God, this whole system is a complete slugfuck.
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.