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slow ho

A girl who takes who takes for ever to start getting it on.
What a fine body, but she was a slow ho.
by Savage112 May 19, 2007
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Drive slow Homie

A farewell wish you give to someone when departing company. Driving slow implying keeping safe. Homie to recognise company as a friend.
eg. Man who is leaving for work says to wife-'drive slow homie'
by Mathew Hannaford September 7, 2006
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slow hoe

A person of female origin known not only to get around a lot, but also to not really notice that she is doing it (basically to dumb to realize she's a hoe; i.e. a blond).
"yo bro, i fucked that alice chick the other day"
"what?! me too, but she told me she was a virgin!"
"serious? she told me that too, what a slow hoe"
by britten92 October 27, 2008
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slow horse

comparing someones intelligence to the speed of a horse finishing a race. the slow horse would natrually finish last, therefore the person who is the 'slow horse' is not very bright.

1. someone of minimal intelligence or who does not understand simple concepts

2. someone who is illeterate

3. often used to call someone stupid when they dont understand something, commonly a simple joke

4. a dumbass

can add the word "dusty" in front to mean a person who is both foul or dirty as well as unintelligent
BOBBY: OMG, I was trying to talk to Amanda this morning, and she just had the most stupid look on her face like she was confused by the most simple sentance!

MICHELLE: She is such a slow horse, it's like talking to an infant.

AMY: Wait, who are we talking about again?

BOBBY (to AMY): Wow, you slow horse.
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Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.
Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!
by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010
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Slow Ass Hoe

Someone who takes much longer than they should to complete any simple task.
Jeff is such a Slow Ass Hoe. He went to go wash his hands 20 minutes ago and he's still not back.
by pvrismore December 3, 2016
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slow your horses

woah there Johnny, slow your horses
by alarnicerxcerceres September 18, 2017
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