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slobgoblin 

Definiton 1:a swampdonkey that is also a complete bitch. her pure evilness combined with her slob-like appearance differentiates her from traditional swampdonkey status.

Definition 2: A swampdonkey that has an unusual propensity for administering ball draining blowjobs. Slobgoblins never let any of the seed hit the ground. At all times, they will completely scoop the whole load.
Definition 1: That slobgoblin that Chester hooked up with last night was so snooty.

Definition 2: Last night i tickled that slobgoblin's throat not once, but thrice.
slobgoblin by Shakes Salerno January 17, 2007

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin 

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.
John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.

snobgoblin 

A slick, slimy, sociopath bastard. The kind of pusbag who would pimp their grandma for the key to the executive washroom. An honest-to-goodness first class ass.
The only way that a snobgoblin like <insert dirtbag> would be useful is if you shoved a lump of coal up their tightass and made a diamond.
snobgoblin by BuffBoy June 28, 2011