brown skeet

When you cum in ones anus and it leaks out, resulting in "brown skeet."

"Babe, did you just jizz up my ass?"

"Yes, can't you see the brown skeet?"

by GreasyCock September 19, 2015

Beet Skeet

To leave a place you are at and go someplace else.

"Lets beet skeet it outta here! The fuzz is here!"
"What?? Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are here?? Where??"
"I said THE fuzz, not Hot Fuzz!! dumbfuck!"

by Wildfira May 2, 2008

Skeet or skit

Skit or skeet

(part of a gang)

Joey: gang gang
Tom: eskkittit
Bob: skeet or skit
(Was was shot that day)

by Ticktocksuckmyco... May 15, 2018

Skeet Gifting

Skeet Gifting. (v) the act of shooting down Jeff Bezos vision of the future. As unmanned octocopters fill the sky with deliveries from amazon.com; the practise will become more common place. Not for material gain by the shooter, but, as a way to spread the wealth across the seas of the unwashed. See “slacktivism.” Both the shooter and the recipient feel morally and ethically gratified after every “take down”.

"Hey paw. Isn't Santa coming this year. No son. We have to rely on the skeet gifting of others son. Jeff will see us through.

by IKaizen December 3, 2013

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

skeet sleet

When a guy or girl is ski-poling and both of the recipients cum on his or her face at the same time.

"Holy shit, did you see that layer of skeet sleet Darrah got covered in ski poling John and Nathan?"

by bingofuel February 9, 2016

Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 26, 2011