Skeema

Poor pitiful excuse of a man, really hairy, creepy smart, wait.... creepy creepy, really pervy to a creepy kinda level, magical powers to steal even the life from your very soul and question your will to live, maybe gay, probably a lil gay, tree defiler, suspected pig rapist, any body you really see as pure shit of the universe

your skeema ass needs to back away from my sycamore trees

by DURTY DURTY March 22, 2012

Skemantics

1. (skå-m

an-tíks) n. A combination of the words semantics and schematics. Commonly mispronounced during times of heated arguments over simple topics.

Brad: No Matt, you did not pay rent last month either.
Matt: Brad, I am not going to argue skemantics with you.
Brad: ......
David: ......

by DY87 September 22, 2010

seemab

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.

Talking with Seemab is so much fun.

by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018

Skeem

A word used by Zambian yo balis in place of think.

You skeem I was feeling laka?

What were you skeeming?

You skeem you're hard?

by AmIDull October 9, 2017

SkEmail

Contraction of Skype and Email. A long monologue sent by means of Skype chat whilst recipient is either away or offline, destined for later viewing.

Tori: "I was surprised to log on and be bombarded by an avalanche of messages"
Pierre: "Yeah sorry for the SkEmail, I guess I was bored.."

by Flower Pot October 19, 2008

Skeetadon

A dinosaur that is constantly ejaculating upon people.
As made popular by the Dark Heartz "Ya get skeeted on"

Person A: "I caught an odd looking dinosaur, and before I knew it I was covered in a white mess."

Person B: "Well I hate to say it, but it sounds like you got Skeetadon."

by SubSonicX January 4, 2009

skeetawomp

To completely pwn someone.

Rofl, that newb just got skeetawomped.

by Craig Hummel November 29, 2004