singaholic 

Someone who is constantly singing during class.

If you have a brother or sister who is a singaholic, they also constantly sing around the house.

Most of the time their singing is actually very terrible and makes you want to cut your ears off with a knife.

Tim: Kira won't stop singing!
Harry: She's a singaholic, she sings all the time. even in the shower.

singaholic by Jenny2414 March 7, 2015

Singaphobic 

A form of social discrimination based on the assumption that a conventional couple lifestyle is universally optimal and, therefore, desired. Internalized singaphobia is when someone does not accept themselves for being single.

While at the wedding, Dave was cajoled by his fellow groomsmen to get into position to "catch the guarder" with the other single men at the wedding. The groomsmen were singaphobic.

"Don't worry, Dave, you will eventually meet someone." This is a singaphobic statement if said to someone for whom you know nothing about their relationship aspirations.

The exists a social convention to buy newly married couples gifts to start their life together. Why don't people buy single people dishes and blenders? The absence of s similar convention is singaphobic.

Secretly, Sally hated herself for not being able to find a partner. This is internalized singaphobia.

Singaphobic by marquez1000 December 5, 2012

sugaholic 

Someone who is addicted to sugar/sugary foods.

Ben is a sugaholic.

sugaholic by kr1ppl3r March 11, 2009

Simpaholics Anonymous 

noun. a support group for simps who no longer wish to be simps, at times involving a self-imposed metaphorical recovery program

I don't want to hear about your ex man. It's been 6 months, stop being a simp.

Dude give me a break. I'm only on step 6 of Simpaholics Anonymous.

Simpaholics Anonymous by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020

swagaholic 

someone who is addicted to looking good

man, soulja boy is such a swagaholic

swagaholic by Teezy F Baby 23 February 18, 2009

Shagaholic 

Sexual stakhanovist.

Alpha Male (or Hot Babe) obsessed with sex, unweary, always up to fuck, exploding bitch shield, who could get and please every targets.

- Dude, where's Roy ?
- Arf. Locked in your room with your mom and your sista..
- Fuckin' Shagaholic ..

Shagaholic by DarkRoy February 21, 2011

simpaholic 

A sensitive bitch named Joe.

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!

simpaholic by Seterus June 2, 2016