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Cringus-susus-Simpus-Maximeus-stultus by schneilu May 6, 2022
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simuselfie
Simulation of selfie, when a person in the Picture extends the arm away from the scene pretending that he-she is taking the photo, while actually another person is taking it, invented in Brazil by biodados miguelito
simuselfie by biodados miguelito February 26, 2015
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sirsushi • Simkus • Simpus • Simpusation • simsessed • Simsss • Simusaey • Simusar • simuselfie • Kevin Simus
Simpus
1. Simpus is the scientific word for simp. Which is a type of human that has does everything for a dead end relationship. There can be a lot of different types of simpus. Simpus morianus is a extremely stupid simp, simpus femaloris is a girl simp, and ETC. There’s so many simps and different types of simps that it’s impossible to count
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
2. A simpus can be a simp that is also, you guessed it, a pussy
1. You see that guy right there? He’s a simpus loser, don’t look at him son.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
2. Stop being such a simpus and grow a pair buddy.
Simpus by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020
Simusaey
A simusaey is a man that experienced the very unfortunate event of Balkan racism mode after losing a match in roblox football against a man of colour. Because of this, he developed Lithuanian ball cancer which made him die in about 85 hours, 36 minutes, 98 seconds, 105 ping and 12 beagle hounds. Some accounts say that he was also a beagle hound at the site of his death.
Simusaey by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
Simpusation
Ben: Did you see Jake get rejected by all those girls, what a simp!
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Carl: These simpusations are totally overused, at least he's trying to get some pussy.
Simpusation by Harnröhrenwels October 8, 2020
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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