Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Siezed

A term used to describe excitement. Originated in an Urban neighborhood in the city of Pittsburgh called Arlington heights.

I was siezed when the new Jordans came out.

by Songbird616 March 30, 2018