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Humpledink: Mary, what's that on ye face?

Mary: Hmm? What ever do ye mean?

Humpledink: Right there! Aside ye nose.

Mary: Oh yes, this...hmm...pudding perhaps. Yes?

Humpledink: Mary...wait...tis...TIS SHYTE!
by Futureman June 29, 2004
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Variant of shit, as how it was said in old English.
Ye olde stabble boy spend ye time on cleaning ye horses' shyte.
by Anonymous July 09, 2003
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A shyte is a measure of information - usually on a computer. One shyte equals one byte. A shyte is used to measure corrupt data, bad programming and rubbish on the internet.
A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (KS), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (MS) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. Something measured in gigashytes (GS)can be left to the imagination.
by MF April 13, 2004
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a cancer stick, spliff, joint or other smokable object.
Let's go smoke some shyte mang.

Got any shyte?

I could really go for some shyte right about now.
by shyte monger September 26, 2006
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Excrement which is too shy to leave the anus of a person at their desire time.
I was on the toilet for half an hour, waiting to get rid of a shyte, but it just wouldn't budge.
by RealMattDamon July 24, 2009
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