Shweiner

A protrusion from your clothing where the female wearer realizes said article of clothing resembles a fabric phallus.

I did a backflip and my shweiner was hanging out for the whole world to see.

by UrbanBurban June 12, 2020

Shweiner

Synonymous with tits, but even better. A way to describe anything that has lots of swag.

-That was awesome
-No, it was shweiner.

by dhunterkessler January 25, 2012