Show cow

fat useless want to be rich boy living off his dads money. usually has a hair cut that makes his head look like a toilet bowl scrubber. who's diet consits of milky ways and dr peppers

Brantley shaw is really a show cow

by Dlovvorn February 5, 2010

talk show cow

Those fat, ugly, trailer trash women on talk shows, like "Jenny Jones", "Jerry Springer" and "Maury", always bitching about who's the father of their babies.

Another talk show cow bitches about her stupid problems.

by Mohammed al Abdullah-Mizrahi April 18, 2003

talk show cow

Those fat bitches on Jerry Springer who have secret love affairs with their sister/brother/mother/father.

Jerry: Why do you sleep with your sister you TALK SHOW COW!?
Cow: I lover her Jerry! We're gonna adopt a baby together. *starts making out with sister*

by Poopsy July 6, 2003