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shopping bitch 

(n.) the guy who carries his woman's merchandise around a store; nothing screams whipped louder; female response to being told to make a sammich.
Guy 1- "So I saw you and Lindsey at the store. Hope those shoe boxes weren't too heavy, haha!"
Guy 2- "Shut up, man!"
Guy 1- "Dude, she made you her shopping bitch! You are too whipped for words!"

Guy- "Hey baby, can you come here? Now go make me a sammich!"
Girl- "Did you just say that, little man? Go be my shopping bitch, or it's no sex for a year!"
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bitch shopping 

When you go out shopping for new ho'z
this girl playing bro, im bout to go bitch shopping

bitches be shopping 

A term used to describe the way bitches act. "Shopping" is just a generalization for all the things a "bitch" does and WILL do.
Jake: "Man last night I was buying this bitch drinks all night then she went home with my friend!"

Tom: "I'm not surprised man, bitches be shopping!"

bitches be shopping 

another way of sayingoh well
“omg i just lost my expensive ring”
“well bitches be shopping

Bitches be shoppin' 

Interjection...
Interchangeable with "whatever", "fuck it", etc.
Used to express indifference or contempt. Also great when implying that something or someone should be considered beneath one's self. Pharse can stand alone.
"The client asked for the files, then changed their mind after I'd spent days on it... bitches be shoppin'."

OR...

"Chick, I told you I hate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Bitches be shoppin'... I'm starving. I'll eat it anyway."