shoot and scoot
I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.
shoot and scoot by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008
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to shoot and scoot
a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.
b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.
c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.
c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife
if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband
to shoot and scoot by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2014
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In the Xbox 360 video game Gears of War, this describes the act of going into the Rhody Run (hold A and you run faster and are followed by a shaky cam) with your shotgun out until your right in front of an enemy, at which point while still in the run, effectively blowing him into chunks. It's super awesome.
"Oh dude you just owned Poindexter666 with that scoot and shoot! You ran right at him and he missed. What a noob!"
scoot and shoot by Brinkss May 26, 2008
toot and scoot
The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.
Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.
toot and scoot by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
Scoot and a boot
Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?
Scoot and a boot by Loonzie June 19, 2019
noot and scoot
An act typically carried out by a true savage where one ejaculates in or on a female and leaves within sixty seconds without even a courteous farewell. The female is never contacted again and is caught off guard as they were expecting a relationship.
Friend 1: "Yo I heard you hit Bridgette with a noot and scoot."
Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."
Friend 3: "savage moves only"
Friend 2: "Yeah man, I peaced outta there real quick after cumming on her face."
Friend 3: "savage moves only"
noot and scoot by Savage6969696969 January 20, 2017
poot and scoot
poot and scoot by Sir Thomas Allen March 28, 2009
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