shnuble

an erection that is so massive that it rips the skin on your penis

did you hear that Jake got a shnuble from seeing Trish in math yesterday?

by jack burtin February 16, 2008

Shnuble

Verb: To take one drag off of a cigarette. And only one drag.

“Hey, could I bum a smoke or split one with you?”
“Sorry man, this is my last one.”
“Could you settle for a shnuble?”
“Yeah, not a problem”

by defseph January 8, 2019

Shmuble

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

shmuble

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

shnobleglorf

a person who, at random times, expresses extreme idiocy

my math teacher messed up on the problem, he is such a shnobleglorf

by catmandueman January 12, 2010

shmuble

When a stupid person is shouting and mumbling at the same time when we don't understand what he is saying.

McJuggerNuggets shmubles when he kills his dad.

by AyyWifi June 23, 2016

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012