Shlongkong 

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

Shlongmont 

Referencing the city of Longmont, Colorado. The name "shlongmont" is derived from the fact that there are no single females left in that town. Just a bunch of shlongs everywhere.

"I'm extremely tempted to cheat on my girlfriend, so we better go out in shlongmont so I don't have to worry about girls being around."

"Screw that! I'm not going to shlongmont! I need to get laid!"

Shlongmont by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

Shongtongs 

Shit sex

E.g. Losing my virginity was shongtongs!

Shongtongs by heythereheyheydude August 20, 2013

Schlongdonging 

Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

Schlongdonging by TakeABite May 22, 2015

Shlonking 

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

Shlonking by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

shlongdonger

Another name for someone who is a gay male or a female who is a slut.

"Get off me you shlongdonger!" or "Your mum's a right shlongdonger!"

shlongdonger by Arnold Gigglemunch December 1, 2009

Shlonglongtime 

Shlong longtime longtime!!!!

"SHLONGLONGTIME"

Shlonglongtime by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020