A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.
by Aprileen Alexander December 22, 2006
Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.
You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.
by Aprileen Alexander December 22, 2006
1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.
3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!
2. Skyler: put on your seat belt
Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!
Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 28, 2013
A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko October 31, 2015
by Legitnotspam March 26, 2015
the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.
1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.
by NAAAYRB April 29, 2016