A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
by Jaquelyn Victoria April 28, 2018
The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.
by Joe_C388 May 17, 2011
One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.
by TheEveryman May 16, 2009
An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.
by King Byron July 25, 2008
by Sonny Black Monster December 17, 2008
v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.
"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."
Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.
Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.
by SnacksCCM September 27, 2018
The act of placing your index finger under the nose of an unsuspecting victim after that finger has been used to scratch ones ass.
by Fred Garvin MP February 12, 2009