Shitexting

texting while taking a shit

"dude i was shitexting today....that japanese food killed me"

by ncsu628 September 16, 2008

Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.

Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.

by Lizandra March 16, 2009

shitext

The action of sending a text message or instant message while dropping a deuce.

Shawn likes to use his computer to shitext me while he is in the bathroom.

I shitexted my friend while pinching a loaf.

by gunitH0lla February 15, 2007