Shitaki Mushroom 

It's just another word for saying shit if your young and not allowed to cuss. Or your parents think your proper and your actually a fuck up.

Ooo sssssshitaki mushroom

Shitaki Mushroom by Lele_742 December 13, 2016

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp 

(verb)Latin. It is when a man has anal innercorse. After which the penis is pulled from the anus and Stamped on the head of the receiver.

All women need a Shitaki Mushroom Stamp the keep in check.

Shitaki Mushroom Stamp by Jason foeler (The Shank) May 5, 2005

The shitaki mushroom 

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

The shitaki mushroom by Jersey King September 30, 2020

Shitaki Mushrooms 

Shitaki Mushrooms is what you say in place of the word "shit". It often keeps you from getting in trouble at school and other places where "cursing" isnt neccesarily accepted!

Holy Shit...Aki Mushrooms!

Shitaki Mushrooms by David Towle June 3, 2004

Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.

Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.

Shitake Mushroom Grip by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009

Shitake Mushroom 

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

Shitake Mushroom by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

Shitaki Mushrooms 

A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.

"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"

Shitaki Mushrooms by Greysnow June 20, 2007