by kracken4rmthesea January 3, 2010
A shit-baby occurs when you get backed up for days. Let's just say that sometimes people need some fiber/activia/laxative etc. When you get backed up for days the belly starts to protrude and people my think you are pregnant because of the rounded stomach.
Girl 1: Hey girl are you pregnant?
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
Girl 2: Nah, I just haven't pooped for 3 weeks.
Girl 1: Oh I see. You have a shit-baby.
Girl 2: Well yes I do.
by McJoselyn November 2, 2008
A Shit baby is a shit so large that it takes more than a couple flushes and maybe a plunger, usually taking up to an hour to birth. Be sure to watch out for any After-shit if you experience or enter a bathroom previously used to birth a Shit baby"
Kevin: "Ryan, why'd you take so long on the toilet?"
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
Ryan: "Sorry man, had to birth a Shit baby AND wipe up the After-shit."
Kevin: "Ew, Ryan, TMI."
by monkey with a type-writer May 12, 2018
a guy who leads you on in a "relationship", and then doesn't have the balls to dump you when its over, but uses made up lame excuses instead of saying "its just not working for me any more", basically treats you like shit and can't end it like a man
Shit Baby told me he heard some things I had said about him, and that was why he wouldn't answer my calls or texts.
by flufferbot March 27, 2013
A Shit Baby is someone who's so useless, dumb, and dependent that it can't even come out the right hole. Instead of coming out of the pussy, it comes out of the ass while the mother is shitting; indicating why it's a Shit Baby.
by PtheGcomingfromD August 27, 2017
A baby that is born alive despite no symptoms of pregnancy and/or survived abortion attempts while in the womb.
Jen: Either my stomach is seriously acting up or I am about to have a shit baby.
Chad: That's gross.
Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.
Chad: That's gross.
Jen: Seriously, it's going to be the size of a child. I have to go.
by megapixel2000 May 21, 2009
A chemical paint remover commonly used by the military that almost instantly cracks and dissolves paint. It is commonly used on welds that require NDI "Non Destructive Inspection". Since sanding can alter / hide cracks a chemical stripper is needed. It is called baby shit because it smells horrible and looks like a brown sludgy liquid similar to baby shit. Currently California outlawed baby shit making it harder for the military service members to do their job. A weaker less effective chemical stripper was made to take its place however it is pink and not as strong. Baby shit can burn / slowly eat away your skin. And is not rinsed off metal after stripping it can cause Hydrogen embrittlement. Baby shit gets the job done in a timely fashion.
Hey PFC Shoemaker put some baby shit on those welds so we can take it over NDI. Make sure you have your eye, respiratory, and hand protection on or else the AMO will yell at you like your murdered some one.
by karog December 12, 2007