shit on you 

Expression showing condemnation of a persons actions, or an object's shortcomings. Denotes light-moderate annoyance.

Has nothing to do with the D12 song, but was rather propogated by certain immigrants to a rural, British university community.

1. "Are you eating with us?"
"No; I already ate."
"Yes? Well, shit on you!"

2. "What happened to your face?"
"The handlebars fell off my bike, and I nearly died."
"Yes? Shit on this/the bike!"

3. "The Inland Revenue are charging me a million pounds for a mistake they made."
"Shit on them."

shit on you by Diaji March 10, 2008

Go Ape-shit on You 

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

Go Ape-shit on You by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

shit's on you 

It's your responsibility or your fault that something happens.

Hey, man, don't blame me for this one. This shit's on you.

shit's on you by Kent North January 18, 2016

DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL 

From a yt video by big dew

Person 1: *Sees painting that has brown splotch on it*
Person 1: "GRANDMA!! DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL?!?!?!"

DID YOU SHIT ON THE WALL by I😎Love😍You😘You😇Love Me Too😳But March 11, 2024

When you jizz on shit 

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

When you jizz on shit by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on 

See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.

A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."

Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.

Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.

Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?

get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on by NINerd January 17, 2009

when you get shit on

Uzii booty shit head

Your gonna stink when you get shit on

when you get shit on by When you get shit on December 24, 2020