Shit Mister

A person who secretly sprays a light mist of diluted liquid shit on surfaces where human contact is inevitable, such as doorknobs, water tank levers, someone's keyboard or mouse, the car door handle, the faucet in a bathroom...

Shit mist recipe:
* 10 parts water (distilled, if possible, but toilet water will work)
* 1 part fresh (and very soft) human feces (there's something more satisfying when you know it is your own)
* 1 small, concealable spray device (a perfume atomizer is very handy)

Combined and shake well...you are now a shit mister (well, once you take your first squirt)

Late last night, I sprayed the doorknobs at work, and became, a Shit Mister.

by The original (shit mister) January 4, 2008

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Shit Master

Only he can use the shitter.

:Shit Master: “Oh shit, I need to shit!”

by SomeoneROFL July 6, 2024

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fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

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