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shit jacker 

Man I was at work today trying to go to the bathroom one of them shit jackers was in there for 30 minutes
shit jacker by Streetworx June 12, 2018

shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
shit jacked by BearJew70 January 11, 2018

jacked up shit 

That is some jack up shit yo!
jacked up shit by Jessica Grimes January 7, 2005

jacked as shit 

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?
jacked as shit by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Shitracket

The process of pooping through a racket to make multiple strands of feces.
Person 1: "Did you hear about *Insert name*?"
Person 2: "Yeah! I heard that he shitracketed."
Person 1: "Who seriously shits through a racket?"
Shitracket by hitman61live December 14, 2012

shitjacket 

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.
1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.
shitjacket by theshitshow January 2, 2007