farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 14, 2014

fart shit

a person named fart shit
when you fart and shit at the same time

fart shit shut the fuck up

by dohgee April 30, 2021

Shit-filled fart bubble

1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.

Man,your nothing but a shit-filled fart bubble.

by chamelion June 28, 2006

shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 3, 2013

the shit holding the fart in

A person or problem getting in your way and preventing you from completing your current task/plan.

"Dude, either pick a racer for MarioKart or go do something else. You're the shit holding the fart in."

by lion_tamer July 22, 2015

Ahh shit and two farts

Used to express anger.

"We're outta beer!"
"Ahh shit and two farts i'll go get some."

by Coos April 20, 2008

Fart Shit Tit Boob

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded

She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob

by Evan the fat fuck March 14, 2017