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Shitology 

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.
"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"
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Sciology 

A person who believes more in Science and Technology rather than God. These people are inclined towards the logical reasoning and deducing events rather than believing in "destiny".
Guy1 : Hay, did you talk to him about my ghost experience ?
Guy2 : C'mon... you know he believes in Sciology. He would not get convinced by your ghost stories.
Sciology by Suresh Krishna August 18, 2008

shillogy 

(n.) A successful one-shot work of fiction that gets whorishly expanded into a series for the sake of making even more money.
"Lord of the Rings"? That's a trilogy. But The Matrix "Trilogy"? Sorry, bud -- that's a shillogy.
shillogy by Pig-Iron May 16, 2013
Pronunciation: /saɪˈɒlədʒi/ (sy-OL-uh-jee)
noun

Definition:
A scientific term coined by Scott Raymond Schaffer in 2025, to represent a new type of science in the applied, interdisciplinary field devoted to the systematic study of the human system through self-observation, data collection, and shared experiential knowledge, with the aim of improving individual understanding, adaptation, and optimization of health, performance, and longevity.

Etymology:
From Latin scientia (“knowledge”) + -logy (“the study of”).

Usage:
Sciology emphasizes individual-centered (N-of-1) inquiry and collaborative knowledge sharing; it is educational and observational in nature and does not constitute medical diagnosis or treatment.
Through Sciology, individuals contribute personal data and insights to help identify broader patterns in human performance and health.
Sciology by Bio Theory Research February 24, 2026