shift 1

n. Exclaimation point. The result of pressing the <shift> and <1> keys simultaneously.

MdnnaFngrl894: omg i didnt touch your lo mein i swear
Gdssheart4u: really?
MdnnaFngrl894: I SWEAR
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1
MdnnaFngrl894: shift 1

by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005

SHIFT + 1

The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"

The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.

"ZOMG~!!! I am TEH best!!! SHIFT + 1!!"

by MC1991 December 28, 2007

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

Level 1 shit

A good shit.

I have mostly level 1 shits at home.

by Kringle_ May 27, 2022

You can’t be doing this shit on 1.5

Any other priorities are irrelevant when it comes to ark 1.5 . No job , no gym , no bitches, no social life . Nothing 1.5 and 1.5 only .

Joe: Hey John! Just woke up out of a coma after being hit by a transport truck going 120 on the highway while crossing the freeway trying to grab some snacks . I’m currently paralyzed from the neck down I cannot use any part of my body not even my hands I’m completly comatose.

John: Don’t care cunt you can’t be doing this shit on 1.5 …

by Wende October 19, 2023

1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.

That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.

by marcallandottumblrdotcom May 19, 2018

1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.

A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010